who can spell paunxsatawney anyway?

well, i don't know if ya'll are listening. i have a few stories if ya wanna>

back from the dead

hey yo!!!! freshly back from a trip to the dark of the Belgian Congo mate!!! more exciting neighbor news in the near future...

Last post

due to a flood of response, this is it. my fans want me to step down from my current position as head blogger. unfortunately, right after i discovered our old neighbor(tyler) the kid that got two chix pregnant in the same month; has just got his current girlfriend knocked up too. and his 15 year old sister is knocked up. wtf. i think he porked his sister and knocked her up for fun. a little sick and twisted i know. so, where were we, yes the last post.

hello foootbal? happy new year

well, the pack made it to the playoffs and i managed to eat shrimp with out an allergic reaction. once again. it seems all is well in wisconsin. happy new year. more about the bait mafia next week. my informant will...

da bears win!!!

holy moly, what a crazy game. as intense as the packer/steeler game. wow. now we will see how brent and the crew handle it. they are still great and still like the vi-queens... new lesson learned. do not use a car cover in freezin rain. it will stick to your car. crap

dammmmnnn thine packers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

one point to the steelers???

here comes the snow

like a foot. first big one of the year. i am prepared. have been since early november. fired up the snowblower. got the boots. snow tires. the first snow is the worse so we will see how many people end up with fender benders. how many inches u got?? haines ak, girdwood??

decembrist's day/ free health care.

wow, we had like a three week native american summer here with hi's near 60. am almost done with the saltwater tank progress. will post pix. i am finally using my college education to win trivia contests at a local bar called club forest. all i have to do is be the hi winner and ta da, 25 dollar bar tab. i did it last week and am goin again this week. it feels like cheating, but its not that fun. i do like the free money. oh yeah, i can't wait for the health care to pass so i can get lasik surgery and help pay for the less fortunate in america. and all the illegal fraud too..........

luckily, i got the cold

my worst year to date. i have had like 4 weeks of cold/flu/food poisoning and can't get a break. i am off the "beer" and am on the "water" . when will i get better. shane: hope all is well for you in ak. have a great winter and i look forward to seein ya. i found a pix from halloween when we all went out partying. i was a chic and tony was fat albert.. the good ole days...

hello ye merry bloggo-weeners+++/ i am afraid of scary movies

ah. halloween, or as i like to say Hello-ween. a fierce, vile time of the year that extends shrieks and blood curdling stools to children and parents alike. i am afraid of scary movies. i admit it. my parents kept us kids away from the genre as kids and i still haven't got used to them. call it an overactive imagination, but after i saw "the grudge", i swear he was in the bathroom that night. and to hell if i will ever go in the frickin attic again, in daytime, in the summer. never. it doesn't he that my girl can look the evil "the ring" girl if she puts her hair in her face and it still freaks me out. i grew up with a hundred acre corn field in my backyard. never had a prob walking around the evil place in the dark with the wet, sharp edge of the corn leaves cutting into your tender flesh. if you've never walked out into a cornfield in the dark, now is not the time. too many angry souls and hellions, plus you wager the chance to get downright lost and cornfields create an all encompassing vertigo, especially in the dark. and i grew up on "elm circle". not elm street but close enough. so no nightmare there. which brings me back to a tad over 5 years ago. i met my lady around october, in the meantime, she fell deathly ill. i stayed home with her on halloween and watched scary movies and had scarier nightmares. angela grew up watchin scary movies, so they have no effect on her. none. zip. zilch. she sleeps like a baby. so last year she took it upon herself to "cure" me of my fears and de-sensitize me by making me watch scary movie after scary movie after scary movie. and i was cured, but only to the extent of the "80's movies. the 90's and 2000' movies still scare the crap outta me. kinda like shane farting:). so i look forward to the 'unborn, 'the 4th kind, 'paranormal state' and the likes that have that fastforward scary crap., whatever happened to "Hitchcock that used the scariest, most evil, powerful stage prop in the universe: our imagination..? have fun trick or treating. and i hope that payday is just a candy bar.

i am needed... and so are the white trash.

yea!! so here's whats up with the neighborhood. the 15 yr old girl got knocked up by her 9th grade boy toy on sturgis weekend when the 'rents were away. she just got in a huge catfight with her brother's girl that was mad at her cuz she's 17 and wants to get knocked up too. but her man (tyler) already got 2 girls knocked up a month apart 2 years ago. plus they are loosing their house in december, but can still keep the harley?? priorities of the white trash. i've considered helping their rent as i will be so lonely without them. i will have to sell the binoculars. and ang deleted the pix of the neighbor mom picking weeds on all fours with her "flirty" girl daisy dukes on. crap.

does anyboky care anymore??

i've never been mentioned on tv. does anybody read this except jeff?? if so, please leave a comment as i think its time to ice this blog. its ran its course. i have connections with the cranberry familia and with "the real housewives of wood county". i think i'm set

are u ready to rumble???

oops. gottta go to werk

another day, another dollar

august is back with a quickness. hot and muggy. like walking in soup. the best time i find to struggle on automotive projex that make you soooo madddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!

i hate the yard

it controls me. i am at its mercy. something so benign that i walk on now is my silent ruler. green and flat, sucker of the water. i loathe thee.

Its Here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Friday!!!!!! and the yard is already mowed. there is this looming feeling that my mother may stop by as she is in the tri-state area. used lawn food to green up the yard and man does it look nice. it occurred to me as i was mowing that its a social prejudice of the appearance of the front yard. any person driving by instantly judges and categorizes the persons in the house by the level of one's maintenance of the front yard. i used to resist social norm and never mowed the yard. i liked it natural. now, i'm a mowing often. i still say no to weed - wacking!!!!! i must have some resistance to yard-status.

another day another dollar

we survived the jalapenos and nachos at club forest again. we won 3 times in bingo. man, is that a riot. i've my canoe up to snuff and am ready to gear up. a chilly weekend. had panfish last nite, ribs today. my family had a party in illinois but 12 hours on the road and added cost is too high. i hope they all had fun. i'ma fixin to clean my fish tank. how dull, but i makes bertha happy(my fish). later alligater

another one bites the dust!!

yup, one more neighbor in foreclosure and denial and drunk. fun to watch, kinda depressing. like that fat drunk guy too drunk to get up and too fat to get up. july almost over and yet to catch a cat. but i've caught a buzz. no worries as we all now i can catch a cat with catfood

i'm having chest pain!

issues and headaches. simplify life, i simplify myself. projects and hobbies weigh me down. i need to free myself. more time to fish if the weather wasn't crappy. whether the weather is an issue or not, i still have to contend with myself. this is the last "year of the projekts" next year is sloth

holy crap> its official.

as media entertainment becomes more widespread, accessible, and popular; will we all be assimilated? it seems that the nerds did inherit the world. if a person doesn't Facebook or even know how to "surf the net", you assume they are retarded(no offense jeff). i like to stay current. it makes me feel younger and hip. my young neighbor girl couldn't believe myself and my ho are on Facebook. i was like, "yeah, i got like 50 friends. how many you got?" and she was like "jimbo, i've got over 300." high school/SPASH... how doesn't have that many friends. duh. so, i was put in my facebook place. and she told me my mowing sux cuz i miss so much of the grass. somehow, i've morphed into a pseudo-suburbanite, but i still rock PRINCE mofo!!!!!!!!