Catfish Jim Defeats Carpfish Jeff!!!!!!! / Zinger!!!

yes, its true!!. i protected my world-title belt against the nasty carpfisherman Jeffers!!! he even tried to cheat.!! he used corn*** dastardly.. Our day started as usual with a little friendly indian-leg wrestling. from then on it elevated to a full bore fishing tourney!!! jeff's carpy-nessis only rivaled by his love of smarmy-ness. all in all... a great day. we fought. we bonded. we loved. not each other. but just those quiet inbetween times. a musky man has a LOT of inbetween time. (just ask Erik (a.k.a.judge judy.. about the lotion incident?) And its all true, i would not lie to you; my catfish brethren.
yesterday i had one of the biggest zingers of my Life!!! No, not the chocolate twinkie-like objects that are so yummy. i am speaking of the sound of your drag when a catfish (or carp) grabs that bait and heads for the hills. If you ever hear..."zzzzzzzz...sploosh" your rods in the water (empirical knowledge). I had just cast out a couple rods and was contemplating my third rods terminal rigging, when lo and behold!! my drag started screaming like my crazy neighbor's wife!!! I was sure this was a behemoth, or a small guy hot to trot. i lifted the pole and .... must've just had the bait in its mouth.. only bite of the afternoon. shux.
i've been busy campin a little and getting my goldsmith bench finalized. a lot of small details in all to get a comprehensive jeweler's bench built. my girlie has been so supportive of it all. she's whats kept me going on this mission. so, if you'd like any custom jewelery brothers. let me know!! jim

June just past the Blue Moon

Hello everyone!! just back from a campin' trip at devil's lake in baraboo, wisconsin with the dinkins family. had a blast, got rained on, burned wood, drank hamm's and ate too much. very fun indeed.
this weekend is my friend rob hughes' bachelor party. we are headin' to fish the Wolf river at the New london dam on housebo-at that is grandfathered in the river. so me and some buddies are tossing bait for flatheads all nite. rob caught a 40 in pike last time and the river is known for big flatheads. yea!!!
Carpy Mc jeffers is busy circumnavigating the willow and was last heard fighting a lashing thunder-boomer. he may not come back the same man. compounding his isolation from human interaction, i believe he is becoming weirder. (if possible) check out his fun @ www.inbackofbeyond.blogspot.com
Phat tony and his bait ho went down to the brown river state park in Ar-Kansas on memorial day weekend. they canoed and lounged on the lazy banks of that purdy river with their deliverance tour guide, Ernie. as ernie says, "if two guys can't hurt him, one guy can't do much harm" I assume this must be about "fist" fights. hahahaha...
i'm working "Rock the brewery" this weekend too. yep. i work at the Stevens Point Brewery too. many facets to CFJ.. I can't wait to hear Richard Marx, Starship, and Steppenwolf play.. I'm breakin' out my hot pink suspenders and piano tie for this extravaganza!!!
Also, in light of my developing beer belly, i am gonna stop drinking beer for 2 weeks.. like lent but different.. i will switch to atkins/slimfast drinks like; wine, gin,vodka,and whisky. i will watch myself transform back into the lean mean catfishin' machine i was before 27. i guess we'll take this trip together. 14 days. i can do it. maybe I'll musky fish for a while. you aren't supposed to drink beer while you musky fish because its so exciting, and you can't drink because you are catching too many musky all the time... at least that what erik and cookie tell me. well, i'll keep in touch better my brethren,.. i hit the wisco 3 times last week, and i think i'm a switchin' carp for awhile cuz they're jumpin like water on a hot greased pan. later. cfj.

Idle Banter plus... Carpy Jeff's "secret spot"

Wow, is it summer or what. have any of you heard of the candian serial killer by the name of Pickton?? holy smokes... i don't know how that guy could find time for fishin' with all that murderin'!? i've been busy building my own jewelers bench to set up my own little workshop.. yes, catfishjim has been a practicing goldsmith for 15 years. plus i also worked at the stevens point brewery yesterday.. man is that place crazy in the summer time.. i guess i'm a jim of all trades'
the Brood XIII is upon us and already hatching in the chicago area. when i say brood, i mean the hatching of the cicada. the largest entymological hatching in the world.
did a little catfishin' on tuesday. tried bacon...doesn't stay on the hook that well for mach 3 casts, but i suppose a soft presentation it would work great.
my friend shane did a 4 day hike across a glacier and frozen lake up in alaska. crazy... he sent me a link to get the jist of the trek.. i sure hope he is writing all this down for his memoirs/book. he was also a brown bear guide..when i say guide i mean he would shoot them..for money so thats ok with all you money- hungry, earth-hatin', bambi killers.. i myself don't have the ability to kill anything that makes noise..if fish cried, i'd be a vegan...
if any of you have been checking on www.inbackofbeyond.blogspot.com lately, jeffers has gone native up north.. I DO know his exact whereabouts so if you would like to know his "special place" i'd love to fill you in. then we can all be "in back of beyond" which i think is code for high on ectasy, ridin' the white horse, flying some boss crank, and all that acid- smoking that those hippies do. to each there own...
SBG and i did watch a show and found out most of america around the 1900s were all morphine junkies... sears-roebuck would send you a hypodermic needle kit for $1.50. already loaded with the dragon for you shooting pleasure..
have a safe memorial day and remember the vets and soldiers.. i think we should bring the troops home to there wives and kids, and impeach this small-minded , shitty president... cheers. Fish On.....

My undacova brutha from anutha mutha!!

yes!!, here is photo of myself when i ruled the riverbanks as the phattest fishin' pimp of all times..shit... the "man" next to me is a mole in the "waste management mafia". he can take care of any "body" you need disposing of. for a fee of course. i don't feel safe right now so i'm jettin.....cfj

Headin to minneapolis with an achin in my heart

headin to mud duck land to see prairie home companion with garrison keeler. Phat tony turnd us onto this show by gratitude of fishing adventures. a must if shore fishin..(props) i ran into a friend of ours i haven't seen for ten years.. jeff healy and his sexxy bait wife, mandy. man .. i must say time has not been good to them, or i am just soo good looking.. must be the oil of olay.. we visited the acclaimed "harbor bar" and Phat tony made a guest appearance. he has lost weight. so he may be slim tony soon.. My fine accomplice..(sexxy bait girl) was one fly ho!... and she got a new job so we were celebrating... fun in wisconsin.. it was weird because i ran into people from point..norbert, natalie, and leigh. i work with both natalie and leigh, and i think i surprised all of them... huh, catfishjim not fishin??? but it was fun and i'll never drink again......i need a chuck norris bloody mary.. and jeff kopp getting fatter??and what ever happend to Darth M.matt??? is he stripping for billy d. williams for some cool colt 45???? and why am i thinking this.. yesterday i was talking to a lady at work about the baby-boomers and how they will make a great protein source for cat and dog food...with some A1 sauce. i gotta think humans taste like chicken..just add some colonel's secret recipe and voila!! KFC ...mmmmmm.....

BitchList 2007....New G's in da hood.

yo!! wassup my nappy-headed catbuddies. some shizoos begin hittin los pavement and some of my homies aint gettin the cheddar. some shit's been really pissin the f*#k outta yo man: the following....
1st. my "wasteman" be dissin me.(on the stinkbait list)
2nd. some g's stole my man y-orks whip
3rd. Phat tony's on a diet. (on my stinkbait list)
4th. Carpfish jeff is frontin' all this corn shit. (ho)
5th. all these walleye bee-atches be frontin' my shit.
6th. the Fish Lady's still holdin' out on my Sucka.
7th. I diversified both of my 401k's so that i am in on that Asian- Pacific shit as i believe it to be a stronger economy: bullish future.
8th. All the suckas pimpin there weak-ass shit!
SO. a little sumpin-sumpin been on the streets and i ain't gettin a taste. i thinks its some kids joy-riding. soon, they will feel the catfish's circle hook diggin deeep in the joint. grip up. CFJ

Holy Moly!!!

Wow. has it been nice here. campin at devils lake in 4 weeks. Sexxy bait girl just got a new bike and i have a foto of her on the wisco. Peace in the Middle East.!!