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No comments. thats all i get. nobody has nuthin to say. its like no one reads this crap? why should i keep doing it? let me know! catfish over and out.

not much, just gettin fatter.

staying home today. not much goin on. not motivated. just too comfy to wanna do anything. i wonder if jeffers is catchin anything today. fish not bitin, too much snow. i'm just gettin fatter.

more of the white stuff

snow. the mailbox is under the snow bank now. praise the toro snowblower. remember, i'm about 6ft 2 inches tall. lots of snow

the Porn Stache Strikes Back!

yep. there it is. behold its glory. bathe in its beauty. do not leave him alone with small children or farm animals. carpy Mc jeffers and Phat tony dropped by the crib and helped install a mofo garage door opener. We had that shit done with a Quickness. word. i'm so happy i don't have a mustache. it does look good on tony though. hmmmm....

Happy Anti-Valentine's Day Brokebacks

i found out that V-day is our friend Andrew's and Kelly's anniversary. they met at an Anti- Valentine's day party where they all had to wear black. i imagine the whole party was also ready to go to a funeral (hah!) or look like Euro-trash(HAHAHA!!!). either way that's how true love is found. i bet kelly picked up andrew in his hairy manly arms and smooched him right there. They might have been dressed in that rough leather biker outfit they like to "go clubs" to "dance" hello? I should lend them advice to just buy Brokeback Mountain instead of like renting it every weekend. i bet they don't even watch it.
anyways. ... i wonder how tony's mustache is doing?????

what's tony's mustache and a my rear have in common?

there both kinda hairy. omg lol!!!! im sick. this stinks.

jim wins super bowl contest

yes. i bet tony to a mustache growing competition. and i won. tony has to grow a mustache until the daytona 500 that is in 2 weeks. quite a bet. money does not do a 2 week greasy mustache justice. i will have a photo soon. stay tuned folks.