to my peeps:

thanks for reading. this blog shall expire in 24 hours.

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Chili competition 2007

yahoo. its chili time again. me and my sexxxy bait girl is gettin on a chili tournament that'll be a real crowd pleaser. sept 29 . bring a crock pot and an attitude for a good time. i'll supply the beer, you bring your angst. fun fun, cfj over and out

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

hello jeffers

guess who i saw today. yes. Carpy Mcjeffers of the infamous "in back of beyond" blog. he swooped down and said hi today, and then ran to the safety of stevens point's library to blog himself today. I woke up Phat tony with a breakfast call. he wasn't happy. we are scheduling a rib and chili competition in the next 2 months so let me know if you need directions. i just got a new job at a jewelry store, and just finished mowing the yard. later. jim

Thursday, August 9, 2007

poker in the front, liquor in the rear

played poker at Toby's last nite. i placed 5th and ang got 4th and in the $$$$ the winner would have been Bro-dog's bastard brother Casey, but he was playing very tight.(sissy but he got cash) good times had by all.
Slayed a herd of cats last week. very tasty indeed. i can't wait to hook'em up again. My sexxxy ho and i are planting trees and shit today, so i'm off to the yard. later.

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Join Me!!!

Allow yourself to relax. Gaze deeply into my eyes. Don't you feel calm? relax. you are with a friend. enjoy. think of clouds and bunnies. let yourself go. close your eyes and let every muscle relax and sink deeper into the couch. i will now count backwards from 10 and when i reach 1, you be free. free to do anything i say. to help the catfish King. the king will free you and reward you. i'll be your friend and we'll have fun together. now relax. 10....9...feel your eyelids get heavier...8...7...6...deeper and are feeling as though you are free. gravity is gone. just my voice...2....1....crap. i've gotta go to work.. i'll see you next time. same catty time , same catty place......