Saturday, May 12, 2007
Headin to minneapolis with an achin in my heart
headin to mud duck land to see prairie home companion with garrison keeler. Phat tony turnd us onto this show by gratitude of fishing adventures. a must if shore fishin..(props) i ran into a friend of ours i haven't seen for ten years.. jeff healy and his sexxy bait wife, mandy. man .. i must say time has not been good to them, or i am just soo good looking.. must be the oil of olay.. we visited the acclaimed "harbor bar" and Phat tony made a guest appearance. he has lost weight. so he may be slim tony soon.. My fine accomplice..(sexxy bait girl) was one fly ho!... and she got a new job so we were celebrating... fun in wisconsin.. it was weird because i ran into people from point..norbert, natalie, and leigh. i work with both natalie and leigh, and i think i surprised all of them... huh, catfishjim not fishin??? but it was fun and i'll never drink again......i need a chuck norris bloody mary.. and jeff kopp getting fatter??and what ever happend to Darth M.matt??? is he stripping for billy d. williams for some cool colt 45???? and why am i thinking this.. yesterday i was talking to a lady at work about the baby-boomers and how they will make a great protein source for cat and dog food...with some A1 sauce. i gotta think humans taste like chicken..just add some colonel's secret recipe and voila!! KFC ...mmmmmm.....
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2 comments:
Actually, humans taste very much like pork. Phat Toney reached out to me to help with his weight loss and together with some of my associates there in wisconsin we have helped remove some of his extra flesh. Let me tell you, his belly fat is simply delectable! You catfishjim should approach him about adding a bit of his essential fluids to your stinkbait recipe, it may pay some significant dividens. Phat is becoming quite a sought after commodity in the human bi-product trade. His weight loss efforts may start yeilding results that even he is not prepared for.
Actually he may be rewarded with a vacation soon, so if he dissapears...i mean leaves without warning, do not fear for him, he will be enjoying himself at important dinner functions with many, many important people. He may never return, so treat him well while you can. Shoulder massages, back rubs, and high quality feed would be appreciated.....by him of course.
happy to hear I am in your thoughts,
Darth M. Matt
Awww... Catfish Jim spoke of Northern Natalie on the infamous jamboree!! Honored! ;)
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